Just about everyone I have talked to seems to have missed this story, even though it made it into Jon Stewart's "Daily Show" monologue this past week.
Woman Cuts Off Boyfriend's Penis, Flushes Down Toilet
Attack Sparked By Impending Breakup
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA -- An Alaska woman is in jail, accused of cutting off her boyfriend's penis and flushing it down a toilet.
Police say Kim Tran did it after her boyfriend tried to break up with her.
At some point during their argument the couple decided to have sex. The man apparently agreed to have his arms tied to their bed. Police say Tran used the opportunity to cut off the body part.
After the attack, police say Tran untied her boyfriend and drove him to the hospital. Then she went back home, where police found her cleaning up the bathroom.
Tran was arrested and police went to work trying to find the severed penis. They succeeded after pulling out the toilet. The penis was put on ice and taken to the hospital, where doctors reattached it.
Tran is charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.
Three thoughts: 1) A man stupid enough to allow himself to be tied up during break-up sex probably doesn't deserve to reproduce. His genetics probably contains the last vestige of our ancestors who investigated noises in the forest. His only good luck is that it was February in Alaska and the investigating officer had rubber gloves on him. 2) Seriously, for the sake of the gender, I hope everything heals properly. Please spare us the videos a la post-Lorena John Bobbitt. 3) Tampering with evidence for flushing the detached member down the toilet? Note to future Lorenas and Kims - don't play with your food - that's a separate crime.
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