Thursday, March 03, 2005

It's Official! You Cannot Be A Gay Conservative!

In the latest twist in the Right's proof of the non-existence of Gannongate, Managing Editor David Thibault of CNSNews, a unit of the conservative Media Research Center, recently maintained that Guckert/Gannon's homosexuality disqualifies him from representing himself as a conservative.

"Make no mistake, Jeff Gannon, or James Guckert, or whatever his name is, is no conservative," Thibault said. "Anybody who publishes sexually explicit photos of himself on a website in hopes of making money as a hooker is no conservative. Not in this lifetime. Not on this planet. The person in those photos is a pig and a pervert."

"Homosexuality, at its core, is about narcissism and self-loathing," Thibault concluded.

Paging screaming liberal Andrew Sullivan...

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