Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Poll: 4 of 5 Americans Dead From The Neck Up

Yahoo! News is reporting a new poll showing that 60 million Americans are "intellectually curious."

However, current census figures show we have 300,000,000 living in the U. S. at this time.

Thus the poll results suggest something far worse: 80% (or four out of five) of my fellow Americans are intellectual dullards.

At last, the secret of the Republican majority and the sustained runaway popularity of "American Idol" has been unveiled.

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